History/Origin:
Davenzane Hayes (aka: D, Dirty D, Doctor Dirty D, Doctor Roughhouse, D-bag, Scroody D, Dizzle, The Doc, etc.) was born in the backroom of a commercial establishment that he wishes not to name or describe because everyone will, and does, think he is making it up. (Though his parents will confirm this information, and love talking about it. Whether you believe them or not is another matter.) At the age of 7 he was forced into a civilian run experimental program that left him scarred, and cursed with the ability to live on other strange planets, for brief periods of time. He has no control over when this transposition takes place and it usually occurs while performing mundane tasks like: waiting in line, waiting for public transportation, working, standing in the library, smoking, playing his pump organ, sitting at his desk while attempting to keep a written record of the environments and cultures he observed while visiting strange planets, talking on the phone (which he tries to avoid), and riding his bike. He does not drive.

Interests:
Being confused by the difference between fiction and nonfiction.
Never staying in one place for more than two years.
Body surfing.

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