History/Origin:
He was a former boxer, Marine, and CIA operative. While attempting to loot the temple of an ancient Egyptian god called Khonshu, he was beaten nearly to death by another mercenary. Left to die in the desert, he was taken by a group of Egyptian people to the statue of their diety, the very same Khonshu. He nearly died, but in a vision he saw the god, who offered to save his life if he would be his avatar on Earth.

Education:
1a: the action or process of educating or of being educated;
also : a stage of such a process
1b:the knowledge and development resulting from an educational process <a person of little education>
2: the field of study that deals mainly with methods of teaching and learning in schools

Interests:
Seriously important things that help people make the world work.

Activities:
Not returning phone calls, sleeping with your girlfriend/mom, practicing the alphabet backwards for when i get pulled over, cool stuff, tough stuff, cool and tough stuff, making myself sound cool on the internet.

Projects/associations:
Fucking Tourettes Productions

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